Because I am a man, you see.
But I like drinking coffee and I enjoy having a coffee on the move.
A couple of years ago I was given a ceramic travel cup as a gift, it’s a great little thing with a silicon cup-cozy and lid, the cup cozy is important because I am particularly susceptible to temperatures (long story).
Anyhow, over time a certain pair of dogs go their teeth into the cup-cozy, initially doing little hard but weakening the silicon, which meant it was only a matter of time til the thing falls to pieces.
I decided to pre-empt this inevitability, but could I find silicon cup-cozies online?
Hell no, but in a completely unrelated search I found Firefly themed hand made cozies.